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After a former intelligence officer testified before Congress, alleging that a secret government cabal was harboring a UFO and accompanying “non-human biologics,” the prohibition on wild alien speculation was fully lifted, and many leapfrogged to the next closest taboo: Assuming there really are non-human biologics… should we f*ck them? I don’t know if we should f*ck the aliens. I just know that we really want to, especially when they’re blue.

Bustle’s Chloe Foussianes explores the allure of blue aliens. “I’d hoped to find fellow experts in alien sexuality studies, but it’s been a lonely road.”