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To hear Hoffman tell it, she had no choice over her core attributes, which is probably why she’s so upfront about them. The 36-year-old was born a Jew, a lesbian, and a comedian, though not necessarily in that order. “For love or money, this is what I do till 120,” is how she describes her comedy career, which began with the discovery of open mics (she didn’t grow up a comedy fan) and now encompasses touring, writing for and performing on television, and a podcast the New York Times called “addictive.” And she’s coming soon to Netflix.

She’s brutally honest and totally unfussy, but sidesteps both the “edgy” topics other comics use for attention and the telling-you-what-you-wanna-hear approach that elicits smarmy “clapter.” She just talks and it’s funny. “Early on in stand-up, one of the things I heard was ‘It takes a long time to find your voice.’ And that was the first thing I had. The first thing I heard. It really didn’t matter what I was talking about.”

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