NEW L_UNGE SH_RTS

My boss said I have to talk about our BRAND NEW LOUNGE SHORTS we’re releasing. Apparently they’ll be in never before seen styles and we’re restocking our other styles too.

That’s cool, but I want to discuss something else. Did Batman have to do taxes? Could he write off the bat-mobile?

Our ULTIMATE TRAINING SHORTS are probably the most ultimatist shorts ever. They’ve got a side cut on the shell for moveability, a liner pocket for convenienceability, double waistband for less fallingdownability, and a zipper back pocket for extra storageability.

I may have made up some words, but everything else is valid.

Why aren’t there any standing roller coasters? Imagine how cool that would be, standing up, doing loops and going through rings of fire at 100 mph. I think I’m going to invent that.

~Kat “What do you mean that’s not safe?” Barclay and the thrill seekers at Chubbies

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