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I’m breaking serious protocall. Once, we got a mysterious call from an unknown number informing us that strange phenomenons were occurring every time we dropped ALL NEW ULTIMATE TRAINING SHORTS, and that we needed to be careful.

Stuff about super strength, super kicks, and super speed. I’m not saying it was an agency that rhymes with shmef-bee-eye, but I’m saying it could’ve been. I’m also saying THAT WE’RE NEVER GONNA STOP WITH OUR ULTIMATE TRAINING SHORTS. 

Oh wow, don’t tell me you just got a text inviting to the first socially distanced outdoor BBQ of spring.

Was that a hyper specific example? Either way, are we recommending that you wear one of our SUPER DOPE, AND INSANELY RADICAL WEEKEND SHIRTS to impress all your friends with how incredibly stretchy and comfortable they are. Heck. Yes.

I'm really bad at sign-offs, so I just log into my twitter account and pick random tweets from 2008.

~Kat “pulling it off” Barclay and the real copywriters at Chubbies

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