LAST CHANCE TO GET FREE SOCKS. THIS IS A ROBOT TAKEOVER.

From: Sock It to Me - Sunday Feb 26,2023 03:00 pm

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BEEP BOOP. LAST CHANCE
FOR FREE SOCKS.

SOCK ROBOT HERE!!!
ALL EMAIL RECIPIENTS GET FREE MYSTERY SOCKS WITH ANY ORDER* $30+
LAST CHANCE!


Our friendly robot normally just makes us pizza, but they've started throwing their favorite socks at us - which means ALL NEW MYSTERY SOCKS for you! Every order receives a completely FREE pair added just for YOU (that's right, we actually hand-pick the pair that gets added to your box!)
*does not compute with orders that consist solely of gift cards or monthly subscriptions. must contain physical socks or my circuits will combust. - ONE MYSTERY PAIR PER USER!
ACQUIRE YOUR FREE SOCKS

NEW SOCKS WITH YOUR MYSTERY SOCKS!

Don't pass up on getting the whole shabang! Take advantage of getting our brand new socks along with all new mystery socks!
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