Apr 13,2021 04:13 pm
kinda sorta. tbh they’re just REALLY comfy lounge shorts Look, I’m just an honest email writer, and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t wear our LOUNGE SHORTS everywhere and every day of the week....
Apr 11,2021 04:08 pm
of the masks I’ve run into 5 old high school flames and 2 former bosses over the past year at the grocery store, and didn’t have to talk to any of them. All because I was almost unrecognizable in ...
Apr 10,2021 04:18 pm
Great for working out, or just pretending like you workout. We don't judge. I had a nightmare the other day that I was working out next Arnold Shortsazenegger on Venice Beach. We were pumping iron, hi...
Apr 09,2021 01:11 pm
sorry, kinda a fishy email A list of things that make for having a wonderful weekend: Inviting yourself out on your friend's new boat. Drinking fresh pina coladas while listening to Jimmy Buffet. Gett...
Apr 08,2021 01:08 pm
LETTING YOU KNOW WE JUST RESTOCKED ALL OF OUR CASUAL SHORTS COMING TO A DRESSER NEAR YOU (preferably yours)... THE MEGA CASUAL SHORT RESTOCK IS HERE. Man, I feel like a movie announcer. Now, you can g...
Apr 07,2021 01:08 pm
will get you out of any situation water or land As a shorts collector, sometimes you have to wade through a bunch of fakes in order to find the real deal. Good news for me though, we just added 2 NEW ...
Apr 06,2021 04:19 pm
step 2: buy chubbies shorts Ya’ll, I’m telling you now that if you buy a pair of our CASUAL SHORTS, you get a free lollipop in your package. Hold on, I’m the sucker, because I just got a slack m...
Apr 05,2021 01:01 pm
NEW LOUNGE HAS ARRIVED Our BRAND NEW LOUNGE SHORTS are dangerously comfortable y’all. I mean it. I threw them on and then proceeded to take a 4 hour nap. Like, I missed a doctor’s appointment beca...
Apr 04,2021 04:06 pm
Flex Look, we've been doing this for 10 years now. We've literally perfected the COMPRESSION LINED SPORT SHORTS. Time for our competitors to face the sweet sweet music you could krump to. We're the fr...
Apr 03,2021 01:06 pm
WE'VE GOT SWIM TRUNKS Is there a direct correlation between the rising temperatures and my fashion sense getting distinctly better? Oh yeah. Winter me is not my true self. With over 30 SWIM TRUNK STYL...