Step 1: delete that 👆 email and that👇 email

Ya’ll, I’m telling you now that if you buy a pair of our CASUAL SHORTS, you get a free lollipop in your package.

Hold on, I’m the sucker, because I just got a slack message that says we don’t do that. But maybe we should?

I once went around the office (remember those) with a petition to change all of our shirts' names to include “Torso Cover”, because I solemnly believe that word will take off… like fetch.

I’m gonna keep trying to make “Torso Cover” happen, and you’re gonna keep loving ‘em anyways.

There’s a secret code hidden in this email, find it and it directly sends you to all the photos I’ve taken of my dog when she was a puppy.

~Erich “You’re welcome.” Hellstrom and all the dog lovers at Chubbies

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