Christina Aguilera's NSFW Manicure Honors Her New Brand

As fans were shocked to learn, The Super Mario Bros. Movie expunges Mario’s derriere in its entirety, leaving his rear end almost concave. Through some surgical wizardry, Universal Pictures has extracted every ounce of his booty fat, leaving our mustachioed hero with nought but a sorry excuse for a butt, draped in poorly-tailored, bunched-up denim — and in doing so, they’ve also erased his charisma.

When Lizzo isn’t teaching self-love by way of her lyrics (listen to Special and be transformed), she’s leading by example, lounging near bodies of water and giving perennial vacation inspo. And when she’s on break (read: beachside in the Bahamas, jet-skiing in the middle of the sea, or hanging out on a boat), you better believe Lizzo stays serving looks.

Got any brunch plans this weekend? If not, you can always call up one of these signs to grab some last-minute mimosas. According to astrologer Ms. Charlotte, the biggest brunch stans of the zodiac include a mix of the most social, plentiful, and maternal signs, which means you’ll be able to assemble a pretty unique squad of friends for your next brunch outing.

The legendary stylist talks his busy “retirement,” his plans for the Met Gala, and where he buys his underwear.