This email is trying to sell you sport shorts

Our BRAND NEW COMPRESSION LINED SPORT SHORTS deserve more than just an email. They deserve their own 3-book series that eventually gets turned into a movie.

But, unfortunately I don’t have the time to dedicate to a book series because, according to my boss, “my work is slacking, and I’m on my final straw.” So, I guess this email will have to do.

It’s impossible not to get the song “Mamma Mia” stuck in your head any time you hear it.

~Kat “I bet it’s stuck in your head now too” Barclay and the ABBA superfans at Chubbies

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