YOU ARE GETTING FREE SOCKS THIS WEEKEND. THIS IS A ROBOT TAKEOVER.

From: Sock It to Me - Friday Dec 03,2021 04:01 pm

NEW SUBSCRIPTION SOCKS UNDERWEAR SALE

BEEP BOOP. FREE SOCKS.

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SOCK ROBOT HERE. I HAVE TAKEN OVER THE SOCK IT TO ME SERVERS. ALL EMAIL RECIPIENTS GET FREE MYSTERY SOCKS WITH ANY ORDER* THIS WEEKEND ONLY, OR UNTIL THEY CATCH ME AND SHUT ME DOWN, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.

I HAVE BEEN TOLD HUMANS LIKE FREE SOCKS. I LIKE CLEAN OIL AND AMPLE CHARGING STATIONS.

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*does not compute with orders that consist solely of gift cards or monthly subscriptions. must contain physical socks or my circuits will combust.

CLICK TO SHOP AND ACQUIRE YOUR FREE SOCKS.

DO YOU NEED MORE CONVINCING?

DO NOT FORGET: THESE FREE SOCKS WILL STACK WITH YOUR 15% OFF PROMOTION AND FREE SHIPPING.

CLICK THIS TO SHOP FOR THE HUMAN FOOTWEAR YOU CALL "SOCKS"

SOCKS ON A DISCOUNT; I BELIEVE YOU CALL THEM "ON SALE"

THE NEWEST SOCKS THE HUMANS HAVE RELEASED

THESE ARE THE MOST POPULAR. COMMONLY CALLED
"BEST SELLERS"

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