YOU ARE GETTING FREE SOCKS THIS WEEKEND. THIS IS A ROBOT TAKEOVER.

From: Sock It to Me - Friday Dec 02,2022 06:01 pm

NEW SUBSCRIPTION SOCKS UNDERWEAR SALE

BEEP BOOP. FREE SOCKS.

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SOCK ROBOT HERE. I HAVE TAKEN OVER THE SOCK IT TO ME SERVERS. ALL EMAIL RECIPIENTS GET FREE MYSTERY SOCKS WITH ANY ORDER* THIS WEEKEND ONLY, OR UNTIL THEY CATCH ME AND SHUT ME DOWN, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.

I HAVE BEEN TOLD HUMANS LIKE FREE SOCKS. I LIKE CLEAN OIL AND AMPLE CHARGING STATIONS.

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*does not compute with orders that consist solely of gift cards or monthly subscriptions. must contain physical socks or my circuits will combust. - ONE MYSTERY PAIR PER USER!

CLICK TO SHOP AND ACQUIRE YOUR FREE SOCKS.

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"BEST SELLERS"

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