LAST DAY TO GET FREE SOCKS. THIS IS A ROBOT TAKEOVER.

From: Sock It to Me - Sunday Dec 04,2022 04:00 pm

NEW SUBSCRIPTION SOCKS UNDERWEAR SALE

BEEP BOOP. LAST DAY
FOR FREE SOCKS.

SOCK ROBOT HERE!!!
ALL EMAIL RECIPIENTS GET FREE MYSTERY SOCKS WITH ANY ORDER* LAST DAY TODAY!

Our friendly robot normally just makes us pizza, but they've gone a little haywire - which means MYSTERY SOCKS for you! Every order receives a completely FREE pair added just for YOU (that's right, we actually hand-pick the pair that gets added to your box!)

*does not compute with orders that consist solely of gift cards or monthly subscriptions. must contain physical socks or my circuits will combust. - ONE MYSTERY PAIR PER USER!

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